Stig spotted in Amsterdam

Following last week’s SENSATIONAL ARREST in Dublin, is the Stig now on the run from the police?
Our tame racing driver was spotted yesterday piloting a boat down a canal in Amsterdam, a city which, coincidentally, is included on this year’s Top Gear Live world tour for the first time.
“I had no idea that it was even possible to oversteer a barge,” said one astounded onlooker with a slightly amusing accent. “The tyre smoke was somewhat inexplicable, also. I mean, do barges even have tyres?”
After alighting from his commandeered vessel, the Stig made his getaway in a bright orange Spyker and was last spotted heading in the direction of Holland’s largest clog factory.
Dutch police refused to comment on whether the Stig was now being treated as a international fugitive, but did confirm that an unidentified white-suited man was wanted for questioning in connection with an incident involving an Edam cheese warehouse.Rumours that Stig’s law-bending European tour is nothing more than a blatant stunt to drum up publicity for Top Gear Live have been vehemently denied.